STIR YOUR HEARTS (2018 Calcutta cup)

Forget about work, all your bosses and clients,

For tomorrow we set off to do battle with giants.

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Their planning a party to cheer our demise,

But us party poopers may spring a surprise.

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The claymore is carried wherever we go,

To strengthen our hearts and tremble our foe.

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Edwards army is waiting, of chariots they sing,

The pride of our nation is all we can bring.

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Our heroes on bikes are delivering the ball,

In tartan and lycra they heard Doddie’s call.

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No matter the wind and the rain that they  send,

Mark Beaumont’s brave soldiers will endure to the end.

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The world of course expect us to lose!

And if it turns out their right, then there’s always

THE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!

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JOCK